Funny Christmas Poem about the Green Nosed Reindeer 🦌
Rudolph the snot nosed reindeer had a terribly bad cold
His rosy red nose had turned green one hundred and one multifold
Then one morn', sweet Santa said to him,
'Rudolf with your nose green, you'd better stay in'
Leaving a trail of green snotty slime
Rudolf the reindeer shuffled back to his pine
While he was dreaming of strange green bells
Suddenly he was awakened by Santa yelling 'Hell'
Gratefully leaving his green bell choir
What he discovered was Santa's house afire
Quickly he ran into the house
All grey with smoke just like a mouse
All was dark and confusion and terror
What was needed was a courageous torchbearer
And finally his nose, no longer a misfit
Shining and green as an emergency exit
Everyone escaped out into the cold
And this was how green turned to the value of gold
