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The Green Nosed Reindeer Poem


Funny Christmas Poem about the Green Nosed Reindeer 🦌


Rudolph the snot nosed reindeer had a terribly bad cold


His rosy red nose had turned green one hundred and one multifold


Then one morn', sweet Santa said to him,


'Rudolf with your nose green, you'd better stay in'


Leaving a trail of green snotty slime


Rudolf the reindeer shuffled back to his pine


While he was dreaming of strange green bells


Suddenly he was awakened by Santa yelling 'Hell'


Gratefully leaving his green bell choir


What he discovered was Santa's house afire


Quickly he ran into the house


All grey with smoke just like a mouse


All was dark and confusion and terror


What was needed was a courageous torchbearer


And finally his nose, no longer a misfit


Shining and green as an emergency exit


Everyone escaped out into the cold


And this was how green turned to the value of gold



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