All I want for Christmas is 4 furry paws
With at least 16 very long sharp claws
I'd even take some press on nails stuck on my paws
Then I could swat you Merry Christmas
It's been so long since I could climb
Up your walls and tear up all your curtains
And chew up a long hair hamster and cough up a ball
On your sofa and track a lot of dirt in
Gee if I could only have those claws for sure
Then I could claw up your furniture
Wanna hiss and growl and scratch...don't wanna purr
So I can swat you Merry Christmas
