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All I Want For Christmas (Poem by a declawed cat)


All I want for Christmas is 4 furry paws


With at least 16 very long sharp claws


I'd even take some press on nails stuck on my paws


Then I could swat you Merry Christmas


It's been so long since I could climb


Up your walls and tear up all your curtains


And chew up a long hair hamster and cough up a ball


On your sofa and track a lot of dirt in


Gee if I could only have those claws for sure


Then I could claw up your furniture


Wanna hiss and growl and scratch...don't wanna purr


So I can swat you Merry Christmas




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